Parkour is Wolfgang's middle name.
His dream is to run, climb, swing, jump, vault, and roll all over the world. He's climbed the Eiffel Tower. He's tightrope-walked across the Grand Canyon. And he's jumped out of a hot air balloon without a parachute. Granted, it was still on the ground, but he managed to make it look cool.
Wolfgang does things his own way.
Look, he knows he could just use his phone torch... but where's the fun in that? Secret caves are best explored the old-fashioned way – with a sense of adventure, a touch of danger, and a whole lot of fire hazards.
Wolfgang shares his life with the world.
Whatever he's up to, you can guarantee he's posted about it on Instagram. Performing an epic scooter trick? Posted. Spray-painting a mural of a bike helmet? Posted. Out for an afternoon stroll? Posted. #wolflife #sprayitdontsayit #hashtag
Wolfgang is a rebel with a cause.
Shortly after he spotted plastic bottles pilling up on the sidewalk, "LEGENDS DON'T LITTER" was found graffitied all over the city. These events might be related, but legally, we can't comment.
Wolfgang is a sentimental creature.
When he finished his first can of spray paint, Wolfgang kept it as a souvenir of his new hobby. When he finished his second can of spray paint, he decided it was best to hold onto that one too. 7,268 cans later, he finds himself muttering, "One more can't hurt..."