Product Description
Calling all you lean, green, Wordsmith-ing machines… Whether you’re a green juice fanatic, exclusively shop at farmer’s markets, or are literally on your way to yoga as you read this — this is the Shoulder Bag for you. You'll look as fly as Bogart when carrying those organic veggies home.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Method | Price | |
Standard Shipping | Arriving in 1-5 business days | Calculated at Checkout |
Free Shipping | Orders over $100 | Free |
Expedited shipping | Guaranteed arrival in 2 business days if ordered before noon | +$8.00 |


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" Who took this photo?!
This bag is RUINING my personal brand. Everyone knows I exclusively eat trash and slime and toenails. I will not be the face of healthy eating. Stop selling this product OR ELSE!"
