Product Description
Calling all you lean, green, Wordsmith-ing machines… Whether you’re a green juice fanatic, exclusively shop at farmer’s markets, or are literally on your way to yoga as you read this — this is the shoulder bag for you. You'll look as fly as Bogart when carrying those organic veggies home.
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Who took this photo?!
This bag is RUINING my personal brand. Everyone knows I exclusively eat trash and slime and toenails. I will not be the face of healthy eating. Stop selling this product OR ELSE!

TREAT YOURSELF

